Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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