I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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