Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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