Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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