I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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