She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Drake has all the answers
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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