sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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