at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You are the jesus of drinking
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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