i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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