Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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