how can u be prego again
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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