i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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