No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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