so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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