i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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