have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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