sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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