he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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