it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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