We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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