She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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