O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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