His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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