They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
