He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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