I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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