the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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