So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
