So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have aggressive nipples.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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