Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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