That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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