We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize