i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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