I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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