PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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