Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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