Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You have to summon your inner elephant
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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