My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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