After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
