oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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