And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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