you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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