Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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