i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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