I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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