We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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