Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This girl is more easily done than said...
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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