I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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