Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've blown a few things in my day
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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