Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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