So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize