some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Semen is not good for contacts.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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