and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think people are normalizing furries
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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